Listening to a girl moan and orgasm, has to be one of the hottest things I could ever hear.
Listening to a guy moan is also incredibly hot.
Hearing the microwave go off when it’s done cooking my pizza rolls is SO HOT.
Works every time.. :)
DO NOT DO THIS DO NOT MICROWAVE METAL IT WILL BREAK YOUR MICROWAVE
omg just run the spoon under hot water like a normal person where in god’s name were you people raised
ICE CREAM TOO HARD? SET YOUR HOUSE ON FIRE.
lifehack: set your house on fire just do it just fucking do it burn it all down
Or you can do what I do and microwave the ice cream for like 10 seconds…
why am i only motivated to sort my life out at 4am
"Sit the fuck down …nobody leaves till I get my nip"
SHIT JUST GOT REAL
why do people make those “delete my browsing history” jokes. have you never heard of private browsing? incognito?
i use incognito all the time. in fact, i do all my browsing in incognito. watching a youtube video of cats throwing up? incognito. looking up the lyrics to the new macklemore song? incognito. watching a video of scooby doo characters getting creampied and anal thrusted? eh that can stay. im not ashamed.
How gay sex works.
I want a relationship like this
the best part is this is one of those rare gifs you can hear
fuCK I LAUGHED AT THIS FOR LIKE 0897987 YEARS BYE
I don’t think we take enough time to appreciate the periods in our life when our noses aren’t runny. Is your nose runny right now? No? Think about that. Honestly reflect on it. Enjoy this era of peace. There are dark times on the horizon
when i’m a doctor doing a surgery right before the person goes out under the anesthesia i’m going to say ‘ok pull up the wikihow article’
instead of taking birth control you can have sex at night bc the sperm are asleep + you won’t get pregnant